This pirate came ashore to restock his ship one day.  He met a lumberjack and coveted his shirt.
“Arg,  I want that shirt.”
“No,” said the lumber jack and used the butt of his axe to take out the coveting pirate’s eye.

“Arg,” said the pirate. “I said, I want that shirt.”
“No,” said the lumber jack and cut the stealing hand off the pirate right clean off.

“Arg,” said the pirate, “I said, I want that shirt.”
“No,” said the lumber jack and cut the the stalking leg right off the pirate.

“Arg,” said the pirate.  “I said, I want that shirt.”
And so he took it.

I won’t tell you what became of the lumberjack.  It’s a sad story.

I had blast making this pirate doll action figure for Sedryn.

I’ve been calling him Rudy… but both Bronwyn and Derek told me that’s a terrible name for a pirate. Would you help me give him a name?  Give me some suggestions in the comments please!